"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on." Robert Frost

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and then they just try to throw the fucking “a lock that can be opened by many keys sucks” argument into the mix and i’m just like oh yeah?

well a fucking toaster that can toast tons of different bread and bagels and shit like that is a good fucking toaster but a piece of bread that has been put through multiple toasters is a burnt piece of shit

don’t play with me i will come up with analogies that slam your pathetic dong in the hypothetical trashcan of shame

(Source: rydenarmani, via cydonia137)

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I don’t understand these LifeHacks that are like step by step pictures of how to make different kinds of food.

Guys, it’s not a hack, it’s a recipe.

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