and then they just try to throw the fucking “a lock that can be opened by many keys sucks” argument into the mix and i’m just like oh yeah?
well a fucking toaster that can toast tons of different bread and bagels and shit like that is a good fucking toaster but a piece of bread that has been put through multiple toasters is a burnt piece of shit
don’t play with me i will come up with analogies that slam your pathetic dong in the hypothetical trashcan of shame
I don’t understand these LifeHacks that are like step by step pictures of how to make different kinds of food.
Guys, it’s not a hack, it’s a recipe.
Oh my god
Just please kill me
Doing considerable amounts of research about how to take my cat camping.
It is a cornucopia of love.
And also hot.
Don’t touch me, lay by me, breathe on or near me.
Because every dash needs some Samantha Wright.
"What greater gift than the love of a cat?" - Charles Dickens
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I’m not crying you’re crying
a true hero of the people
THIS. IS. THE. GREATEST. EVER.